In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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