Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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