I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Let's paint friendship bongs
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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