No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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