he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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