But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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