i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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