You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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