Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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