Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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