I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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