We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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