just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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