Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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