Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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