Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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