he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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