what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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