Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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