doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I deserve this hangover.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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