the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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