She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I hate all girls vehemently.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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