Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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