is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
50% drunk capacity currently
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
