just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
please don't ironically join a cult
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