She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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