how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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