Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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