I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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