before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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