Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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