Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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