nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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