thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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