Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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