i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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