somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
well you can't waste a boner
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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