can we get nightvision for the apartment?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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