It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
