I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
