Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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