But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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