accomplished twins. life is a go
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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