haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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