Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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