I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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