In the future we'll all be gay
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."