U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
how do flat chested girls get laid?
two words: eviction party
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight