I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.