There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I can text with my tongue
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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