She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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