chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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