i just wanna soil my oats bro
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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