people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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