either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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